February 2012
311 posts
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Watch
@Harry_Styles: Just incase you were wondering…this is what we do in the car
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
“I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via thatsmysecret)
“High on love,
High on you.”
– Unknown (via yenzi)
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
